Mom: Sure, but I will warn you there's a spider in the tub.
Amy: Really? Then I'm not taking a bath. I'll take a shower.
Mom: Okay.
Amy: Why'd you tell me there was a spider in the tub?
Mom: Because I didn't want you to get in the tub and find a spider there with you.
Amy: You should have told me earlier, before I said I wanted to take a bath.
Mom: So you're telling me that I should have just known that you wanted to take a bath this morning, even though you haven't taken a bath in months? And I should have told you there was a spider in the tub, before you said you wanted to take a bath?
Amy: It sounds much more ridiculous when you say it like that.
Me: *forehead smack*
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