Oh yes, there's a list

I'd seen something on our high school's Facebook parents page about some kind of new electronic cigarette with the warning "oh your kids definitely know about this." So I did my duty and asked Reed. He'd heard of this new 'juulz' thing but that was it. He asked why I was asking and I said "Well it's on the list of things parents are supposed to be worried about, so I figured I should ask." His response, "There's a list of things parents need to be worried about?" My answer....oh yes, there's a list...I didn't add that it is incredibly long and hard to deal with!

(This is especially true since this week there was yet another school shooting, with 17 people tragically killed. Worrying about your kids getting shot at school was definitely not something our parents had to deal with...or any parents at any time. Or any parents in any other countries.)